The Toastess has ghost-written:

• Wedding toasts, roasts and vows

• Birthday toasts and roasts

• Awards acceptance speeches

• Graduation speeches

• Bar/Bat Mitzvah speeches

• Business communications

• Resumes and cover letters

• Applications for members-only organizations

• Songs, poems and skits

• Eulogies

Our repertoire is always growing, so let us know how we can help and we’ll make it happen.

You can choose from the services below, available globally via phone or video call.

Bronze

The Speech Stylist.

If you've written a speech, and it needs some fine-tuning. For those who already have thoughts down on paper but are looking for ways to elevate the writing with more voice, punch and eloquence.

You'll give us: A complete draft of your toast to edit.

We'll give you: Thorough suggestions on content, structure and delivery, with as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.

Rate: Hourly (3hr minimum)

Silver

The Toast Whisperer.

We'll write the thing, start to finish. For those who want the full ghost-writing experience, we'll pen the piece from scratch and leave you with a speech that'll leave your audience speechless.

You'll give us: One hour to do an "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.

We'll give you: The hour-long brainstorm and interview session, a bespoke toast that brings your subject(s) to life, and as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.

Rate: Package

Gold

The Total Toastess.

As much help as you need, as often as you need it. For those who want full support through the process — with brainstorming, writing and then speaking — Gold grants unlimited assistance at a fixed price.

You'll give us: Time for a phone or video "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.

We'll give you: Constant contact and open dialogue about your toast. We'll pitch you several ideas after the interview, write something vibrant and unique, and coach you on presentation for the big day. Need anything else? You name it. We mean it.

Rate: Package