The Toastess has ghost-written:
Wedding toasts, roasts and vows
Birthday toasts and roasts
Awards acceptance speeches
Graduation speeches
Bar/Bat Mitzvah speeches
Business communications
Resumes and cover letters
Applications for members-only organizations
Songs, poems and skits
Eulogies
Our repertoire is always growing, so let us know how we can help and we’ll make it happen.
You can choose from the services below, available globally via phone or video call.
Bronze
The Speech Stylist.
If you've written a speech, and it needs some fine-tuning. For those who already have thoughts down on paper but are looking for ways to elevate the writing with more voice, punch and eloquence.
You'll give us: A complete draft of your toast to edit.
We'll give you: Thorough suggestions on content, structure and delivery, with as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.
Rate: Hourly (3hr minimum)
Silver
The Toast Whisperer.
We'll write the thing, start to finish. For those who want the full ghost-writing experience, we'll pen the piece from scratch and leave you with a speech that'll leave your audience speechless.
You'll give us: One hour to do an "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.
We'll give you: The hour-long brainstorm and interview session, a bespoke toast that brings your subject(s) to life, and as many revisions as you need to make the monologue mic-ready.
Rate: Package
Gold
The Total Toastess.
As much help as you need, as often as you need it. For those who want full support through the process — with brainstorming, writing and then speaking — Gold grants unlimited assistance at a fixed price.
You'll give us: Time for a phone or video "interview" about your subject(s). This will ensure that we have quality material to work from and that we understand your vision.
We'll give you: Constant contact and open dialogue about your toast. We'll pitch you several ideas after the interview, write something vibrant and unique, and coach you on presentation for the big day. Need anything else? You name it. We mean it.
Rate: Package
Vows
For Brides and Grooms.
Looking for confidential support with your Vows? Here are a couple ways we can help:
1:1: A one-time, one-hour private session for those looking for help getting started or tying things up before tying the knot.
Something Borrowed: Anything beyond one hour, get as much help as you need from our wordsmiths.
Rate: Package
New!
Group Workshops.
Looking to DIY? Learn the basics of speechwriting at this one-hour Zoom bootcamp featuring expert tips from The Toastess.
How it works: Small group workshops with The Toastess are our lowest-cost option. This hour-long crash course, held quarterly, will set you up to write an excellent speech on your own. Contact us here to sign up for an upcoming session.